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rajahchindian


Well I know what I've been told
U gotta know just when to fold,
But I can’t do this all on my own
No I know,
I’m no superman
I’m no superman




PROFILE

Karthikeyan rajah
04January1993/ 16 years
rajahchindian@hotmail.com
half-Chinese; half-Ceylonese
Shuqun Primary
Commonwealth Secondary

Quite the label-hoe.
Infatuated with
bimbos/cougars/lesbians/fame
Loathes
subordination/sycophants

I'm just your regular chauvinistic narcissist who's driven by materialism.



DISCLAIMER
you forfeit your rights to sue the author for any parts of this page, yes including this, once you start reading. however, the author might sue if you were to replicate any portions of this page.




WISHLIST

iMac
Nikon D300
Porsche Boxster S
Trip to Amsterdam
Med/Law School




SPLURGE LIST

iPhone Earphones
Polo Tee
LV iPhone Case




CREDITS

Design/Codes: -RAJAHchindian
Header Images: Foto Decadent
Header Host: Photobucket
Photos Host: Picasa
Comments: Haloscan

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the world will still turn;
4:39 PM


Dexter

Most people enjoy a sacred pact with society. Live a good life and society will take care of you. But if society drops the ball; someone else has to pick up the slack.

the world will still turn;
8:08 PM


why spend mine, when i can spend yours?

Kj and Jane came over to Jurong West for BBQ SEAFOOD.
whoooo.

ate till we couldn't walk.
we trudged our way back to my flat.

well.
all we did was, play with boyboy like mad and watch 18 year old virgin.
i still havent figured how time passed so quickly.
they left here at 1am!

thank god.
handy dandy
my chauffeur, Gary,
sent both of them back.

anyways.
Gary agreed to let me change my name.
I just got a lawyer to do the deed poll.

Karthikeyan Rajah S/O Kanak Rajah
is gonna become

K. Karthikeyan Rajah Jefferson


hehehe.
i think Gary doesnt mind putting his name with just an initial because i believe that he is embarrassed by his name! lol! seriously.
90% of his friends have no idea his name is Kanak Rajah.
they all know him by the name Gary.
funny eh?


anyway.
check out my new passport-sized photo for my new IC.


I LOVE PHOTOSHOP.
hahahahaa..


the world will still turn;
1:43 AM


one tough act to follow

ok.
today/yesterday.

went to Muzzaffir's party
at Cairnhill Towers.
getting there is a total bitch.
hahahahaha.
felt guilty for leaving early.

anyways.
after which.
went to meet kaijing.

planned to catch
A Perfect Getaway [thriller movie]
but then no fucking seats.
bloody suay.

walk around like mofos.
from somerset to Wheelock.

late night supper
@Burger King.
whoooo.

and then
desperately seek toilet.
found one at Royal Plaza.
LOL.
FUCKING FUNNY.
a few people at the bar.
DRUNK and MAD.
lol.
listen for urself:

put volume at maximum

and then...
highlight of the day.
dunno which mofo had an idea to walk past Orchard Towers
(karthikeyan rajah s/o kanak rajah guilty)

saw fuckloads of hookers.
like 50 over.
tons of horny white/yellow/brown men
hanging around.
LOL.
then got tranny walk beside kaijing.
FUCKING FUNNY
and scary at the same time.
grotesquely hilarious.
lol.
and then cops appeared with flashing lights
and short lived sirens.

that was our cue to leave the scene.
went to sit down at some random bus stop
and then
this Aussie guy approached us with his extremely thick accent:

Excuse me boys. I need some advice. You know any bar around here where i can meet ladies and have a good time? No hoes or ladyboys anything like that.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
i'm about to break out into an epileptic fit.
showed him some random bar at Tangs.
and he headed off some other way.
fucktard.

at first we were kinda freaked.
like scary thought started appearing in our heads.
especially since we were a few metres away from a red light district.
thank god there was nothing dirty of sorts.
even though,
why the hell would you ask 2 young boys for BAR Recommendation??
do we look like some drunks?

lol.
spent some more time at starbucks
and cabbed home.
fucking tired.
i've got to wake up at 6am tomorrow.
i mean today.
fuck.
in 3 hours.
good luck to me.


the world will still turn;
2:49 AM


Pink drinks that seem to get the best of you,



This ain't a love song (oh no),
This ain't a broken heart homie singin' only 'cause he's lonely,
This ain't a love song (oh, no, no, no),
This ain't a whiskey-drowned ballad,
There ain't nothing here that's valid,
So tell me baby, pretty baby, that this house is not a graveyard,
Tell me how to stay strong and carry you home,
Over corpses of her long-lost fathers and her unborn daughters,
God dammit, I just can't do it alone
I can't do it alone,
I can't do it alone,
No, I can't do it alone

i am exhausted from morning workout.
just killing time while cooling down
to go shower.

and then
another 5-6 hours of sound sleep.


the world will still turn;
6:56 AM


dance dance dance; till you're dead.

step 1: wake up at 6am

step 2: freshen up

step 3: jogging 5 rounds

step 4: 500 jump ropes

step 5: 50 jumping jacks

step 6: Go Home

step 7: Shower

step 8: SLEEP for another 5 hours!


Repeat steps 2 - 8 at 8pm.


Strenuous lifestyle eh.
need to get in shape.
need to look fuckable enough to be man whore.
LOL!



anyways.
2010 may be a good year for me.
my uncle promised $200 for every A1
$100 for A2
and $50 for B3.
so yeah. hopefully i get my A1s.

and thanks to prelims i got
Edusave Merit Bursary Award.
and thanks to teachers, i got
EAGLES Award.

2010 appears to be rather rewarding eh?

the world will still turn;
11:07 PM


The Book of Love


damn.
American Pie 7
was a disappointment.

1) the story was kinda shitty
2) the actors (mostly) looked like fuck
3) Stifler was sincerely terrible. Honest SHITLER. get better stiflers u mofos!

well then again.
it's American pie and i still love it.
LOL.

the movie open with the protagonist stuffing his junk in a fucking sandwich.
EPIC.

Dayna: I told you it was important for me to save myself until marriage.
Nathan: You've had sex with SEVEN guys!!!!
Dayna: It was SIX.. NOT SEVEN!!!
Nathan: One was a black guy so he counts as two!

anw.
i just wanted to say
for the record.
LG sucks balls.
my air con spoilt AGAIN.
sweet mary mother of fuck!
this sucks.
fat boys need air conditioning.

the world will still turn;
12:36 AM


hold my hand while you cut me up.


well.
i had a beautiful surprise today.
a parcel from Club 21 arrived at my doorstep.

comprised of The BOOK of PRIVILEGES.
fucking cool.
though it's a total waste of a few trees.
they elegantly placed the membership card amidst tens of pages.



whooooooo.
now i've got the urge the splurge more.
i think that was the anticipated reaction from their side.

anyways.
though i'm in love with the card and all.
they totally fucked up my name.
i'm

KARTHI KEYAN RAJAH now.
my middle name is keyan.
how cool?
fuck you!

hahahahha.

oh yeah.
AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: THE BOOK OF LOVE
is beckoning at me.
whooooooo.
gonna watch it in an hour or so.
waiting for gary to leave the scene.
it's gonna be awkward; staring at boobies while gary's around.
that's just plain wrong.

today rocks.

the world will still turn;
10:18 PM


My Sassy Girl


On the reasons to stop seeing her side we have:
One, on going physical danger.
Two, high likely-hood of a broken heart.
Three, uh career sabotage.
Four, she is clinically insane.
Five, she seems to enjoy my pain.
Six, fourteen piece matched set of Louis Vuitton emotional baggage.
Seven, I haven't even kissed her yet, for God's sakes.
Uh eight, she's ruining my life.

And the reasons to keep seeing her?

I'm in love with her.

i can't help it.
i know it's not the usual sex-comedy movies that i dig.
but then again.
this indie flick caught me off guard.
fuck i'm starting to sound like a wuss alr!

i'm bored shitless.
the only thing that has got me going
is american television/movies.
all hail the United States of America.

the world will still turn;
11:59 PM


Live Like We're Dying.


Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start pickin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

the world will still turn;
6:39 AM