Personal Blog

2010-01-27T16:39:00.000+08:00

new link

www.screwingcougars.tumblr.com

Dexter

2009-12-16T20:08:00.001+08:00

Most people enjoy a sacred pact with society. Live a good life and society will take care of you. But if society drops the ball; someone else has to pick up the slack.

why spend mine, when i can spend yours?

2009-12-15T01:43:00.005+08:00

Kj and Jane came over to Jurong West for BBQ SEAFOOD.

whoooo.

ate till we couldn't walk.

we trudged our way back to my flat.

well.

all we did was, play with boyboy like mad and watch 18 year old virgin.

i still havent figured how time passed so quickly.

they left here at 1am!

thank god.

handy dandy

my chauffeur, Gary,

sent both of them back.

anyways.

Gary agreed to let me change my name.

I just got a lawyer to do the deed poll.

Karthikeyan Rajah S/O Kanak Rajah

is gonna become

K. Karthikeyan Rajah Jefferson

hehehe.

i think Gary doesnt mind putting his name with just an initial because i believe that he is embarrassed by his name! lol! seriously.

90% of his friends have no idea his name is Kanak Rajah.

they all know him by the name Gary.

funny eh?

anyway.

check out my new passport-sized photo for my new IC.

I LOVE PHOTOSHOP.

hahahahaa..

one tough act to follow

2009-12-13T02:49:00.003+08:00

ok.

today/yesterday.

went to Muzzaffir's party

at Cairnhill Towers.

getting there is a total bitch.

hahahahaha.

felt guilty for leaving early.

anyways.

after which.

went to meet kaijing.

planned to catch

A Perfect Getaway [thriller movie]

but then no fucking seats.

bloody suay.

walk around like mofos.

from somerset to Wheelock.

late night supper

@Burger King.

whoooo.

and then

desperately seek toilet.

found one at Royal Plaza.

LOL.

FUCKING FUNNY.

a few people at the bar.

DRUNK and MAD.

lol.

listen for urself:

put volume at maximum

and then...

highlight of the day.

dunno which mofo had an idea to walk past Orchard Towers

(karthikeyan rajah s/o kanak rajah guilty)

saw fuckloads of hookers.

like 50 over.

tons of horny white/yellow/brown men

hanging around.

LOL.

then got tranny walk beside kaijing.

FUCKING FUNNY

and scary at the same time.

grotesquely hilarious.

lol.

and then cops appeared with flashing lights

and short lived sirens.

that was our cue to leave the scene.

went to sit down at some random bus stop

and then

this Aussie guy approached us with his extremely thick accent:

Excuse me boys. I need some advice. You know any bar around here where i can meet ladies and have a good time? No hoes or ladyboys anything like that.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

i'm about to break out into an epileptic fit.

showed him some random bar at Tangs.

and he headed off some other way.

fucktard.

at first we were kinda freaked.

like scary thought started appearing in our heads.

especially since we were a few metres away from a red light district.

thank god there was nothing dirty of sorts.

even though,

why the hell would you ask 2 young boys for BAR Recommendation??

do we look like some drunks?

lol.

spent some more time at starbucks

and cabbed home.

fucking tired.

i've got to wake up at 6am tomorrow.

i mean today.

fuck.

in 3 hours.

good luck to me.

Pink drinks that seem to get the best of you,

2009-12-11T06:56:00.002+08:00

This ain't a love song (oh no),
This ain't a broken heart homie singin' only 'cause he's lonely,
This ain't a love song (oh, no, no, no),
This ain't a whiskey-drowned ballad,
There ain't nothing here that's valid,
So tell me baby, pretty baby, that this house is not a graveyard,
Tell me how to stay strong and carry you home,
Over corpses of her long-lost fathers and her unborn daughters,
God dammit, I just can't do it alone
I can't do it alone,
I can't do it alone,
No, I can't do it alone

i am exhausted from morning workout.

just killing time while cooling down

to go shower.

and then

another 5-6 hours of sound sleep.

dance dance dance; till you're dead.

2009-12-10T23:07:00.003+08:00

step 1: wake up at 6am

step 2: freshen up

step 3: jogging 5 rounds

step 4: 500 jump ropes

step 5: 50 jumping jacks

step 6: Go Home

step 7: Shower

step 8: SLEEP for another 5 hours!

Repeat steps 2 - 8 at 8pm.

Strenuous lifestyle eh.

need to get in shape.

need to look fuckable enough to be man whore.

LOL!

anyways.

2010 may be a good year for me.

my uncle promised $200 for every A1

$100 for A2

and $50 for B3.

so yeah. hopefully i get my A1s.

and thanks to prelims i got

Edusave Merit Bursary Award.

and thanks to teachers, i got

EAGLES Award.

2010 appears to be rather rewarding eh?

The Book of Love

2009-12-09T00:36:00.003+08:00

damn.

American Pie 7

was a disappointment.

1) the story was kinda shitty

2) the actors (mostly) looked like fuck

3) Stifler was sincerely terrible. Honest SHITLER. get better stiflers u mofos!

well then again.

it's American pie and i still love it.

LOL.

the movie open with the protagonist stuffing his junk in a fucking sandwich.

EPIC.

Dayna: I told you it was important for me to save myself until marriage.
Nathan: You've had sex with SEVEN guys!!!!
Dayna: It was SIX.. NOT SEVEN!!!
Nathan: One was a black guy so he counts as two!

anw.

i just wanted to say

for the record.

LG sucks balls.

my air con spoilt AGAIN.

sweet mary mother of fuck!

this sucks.

fat boys need air conditioning.

hold my hand while you cut me up.

2009-12-08T22:18:00.003+08:00

well.

i had a beautiful surprise today.

a parcel from Club 21 arrived at my doorstep.

comprised of The BOOK of PRIVILEGES.

fucking cool.

though it's a total waste of a few trees.

they elegantly placed the membership card amidst tens of pages.

whooooooo.

now i've got the urge the splurge more.

i think that was the anticipated reaction from their side.

anyways.

though i'm in love with the card and all.

they totally fucked up my name.

i'm

KARTHI KEYAN RAJAH now.

my middle name is keyan.

how cool?

fuck you!

hahahahha.

oh yeah.

AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: THE BOOK OF LOVE

is beckoning at me.

whooooooo.

gonna watch it in an hour or so.

waiting for gary to leave the scene.

it's gonna be awkward; staring at boobies while gary's around.

that's just plain wrong.

today rocks.

My Sassy Girl

2009-12-06T23:59:00.000+08:00

On the reasons to stop seeing her side we have:
One, on going physical danger.
Two, high likely-hood of a broken heart.
Three, uh career sabotage.
Four, she is clinically insane.
Five, she seems to enjoy my pain.
Six, fourteen piece matched set of Louis Vuitton emotional baggage.
Seven, I haven't even kissed her yet, for God's sakes.
Uh eight, she's ruining my life.

And the reasons to keep seeing her?

I'm in love with her.

i can't help it.

i know it's not the usual sex-comedy movies that i dig.

but then again.

this indie flick caught me off guard.

fuck i'm starting to sound like a wuss alr!

i'm bored shitless.

the only thing that has got me going

is american television/movies.

all hail the United States of America.

Live Like We're Dying.

2009-12-06T06:39:00.004+08:00

Yeah... gotta start
lookin at the hand of the time we've been given here
this is all we got and we gotta start pickin it
every second counts on a clock that's tickin'
gotta live like we're dying

We only got
86 400 seconds in a day to
turn it all around or throw it all away
we gotta tell 'em that we love 'em
while we got the chance to say
gotta live like we're dying

there's something that i should have said.

2009-12-05T00:54:00.011+08:00

Debra Morgan is Dexter's step-sister.

They became related when Dexter was adopted by Deb's father, Harry, who instantly developed a bond with his new son. Deb grew of very jealous of it.

Debra is a detective in the Miami Police Department. During season two, she got engaged to a man that ended up being the notorious murderer known as The Ice Truck Killer. That's never fun.

This detective as a seriously dirty mouth and a very aggressive, up-front attitude. She's far from shy.

Deb: Sweet Mary mother of fuck that's good.
Dexter: I think you might have broken a commandment somewhere in there.

Deb: So far, I'm starting to think I fucked around more than my old man did.

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Batista: How much coffee have you had?
Deb: A metric fuck-ton.

you've seriously got to love Debra Morgan and her foul mouth.

what a turn on.

i can't keep my eyes off of you.

2009-12-04T22:42:00.003+08:00

had movie day with jojo and jane.

if you're wondering why kj is called jojo;

ask jane.

Couples Retreat was rather funny.

but whatthehell.

love kristen bell.

whohoooooooo

we were supposed to end the day with sumptuous stingray and kangkong.

but..

ended up with 3 plates of prawn mee and 20 sticks of satay.

and grabbing a cab is a total bitch.

we walked around like mofos just to grab a fucking cab.

hopefully jane had enough to pay at the end.

otherwise...

i guess an old man might just have to settle for a tit-flash.

aightt.

i'm off watching more shows.

ciao.

Dexter Season 2

2009-12-02T15:05:00.001+08:00

Deborah on Lila: "I'm sorry Dex but she is gross. And pale. And nobody's pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross english titty vampire."
Dexter: "You just described the perfect woman."

because you gotta like that..

2009-12-01T17:26:00.002+08:00

i've been busy the past few days.

thank you ongkaijing

thank you DEXTER.

fuck yeahhh

i've been taking lessons

from Dexter.

i'm planning my kill.

you know in case gary screws with me.

hahahaha.

anw.

i realised that we have been becoming a sadistic cult.

quote jane that.

We went to KJ's house

to play Grand Theft Auto

and getting off at killing random ppl and shooting at the police.

and after that

i came home for a Dexter Marathon.

yeap Dexter is a serial killer.

start judging people.

anw.

i've got to stop my fucked up routine.

i've been passing out at 10 in the morning

and waking up at 5 in the evening.

screwy body clockwork established.

Cougar Town S01E03: "Don't Do Me Like That"

2009-11-27T16:40:00.001+08:00

Travis [to Bobby]: Good bye, I love you dad
Jules: Oh my god, did he just say I love you?
Bobby: I know, pretty gay right?

We both know I’m too young for you...

2009-11-27T00:15:00.006+08:00

Started watching this awesome new show.

whooooo.

Courteney Cox is the perfect Cougar.

She plays the lead, Jules Cobb.

ferosha.

It's fuckin awesome.

go watch it!!

some Cougarlicious images:

images source: http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/10/08/nick_zano_fleshes_things_out_on_cougar_town.php

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: I'm guessing the boy I flashed goes to your school
Travis: Yes he does
Jules: Is he single? ... Kidding! Why don't you ever laugh at my jokes?
Travis: Because they make me sad

[Travis being her son.]

Well you see.

American Media is the key driving factor for my obsessions

with Cougars, Bimbos and Lesbians.

shoot me.

i could love you much better; if you were blind.

2009-11-26T18:59:00.004+08:00

aight.

so i caught the American Music Awards 2009 today afternoon.

time to critique on it.

here's the Performance Highlights:

Shakira performance was good thanks to the her super hot moves and gorgeous bitches sprawled across the venue. However, boo at her incomprehensible lyrics. hahahaha. it's just her accent that annoys me.

Keith Urban came on stage looking like a rocker with a chain drooping from his pockets and an electric guitar in his hands. The irony began when he started singing country. Nice one ah!

There was the Battle of The IDOLS.

hahaha. Performances by Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.

Carrie owned the stage with her hot bod and shitloads of dancers. But, Kelly Clarkson had the best introduction.

Jay Z took the stage with his NEW YORK. AGAIN. What the fuck man! Go learn new songs for fuck's sake. He performed the same damn thing in the VMAs, EMAs and now AMAs. DUDE. ENOUGH ALREADY! Bored of the same performance, though Alicia Keys was smoking hot.

Black Eyed Peas rocked the stage. Thank you Fergie for that outfit and knockout ass! But Will.I.Am i'm sorry but you are fucking ugly and i had no idea what you were thinking dressed in that stupid outfit.

Rihanna is back bitches! But she covered up her smashing hot body! -.- stupid move.

The most coveted performance by Lady GAGA! Whoooooooooooo. Though i had no idea what the fuck she was wearing, i fucking loved her kinky performance. She went Psycho. Started breaking down glass walls and playing a piano that was on fire. She also broke a few glass bottles on the piano while playing! HAHAHA!

Jennifer Lopez performed LOUIS VUITTON. Her act had NOTHING to do with the song. And she freaking fell on her ass. LOL! I liked that part!

Eminem and 50 Cent performed together. Fuck yeahhh! Eminem is like the best goddamn rapper ever. Yeah the black guys can go suck it.

The most grotesque performance was by Adam Faggot Lambert. He was the Tokio Hotel guy lookalike. no surprise there. but WHAT THE FUCK! He shoved a guy's face to his crotch in some sick faggot way. and he forced his tongue down another GUY's THROAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. Fucking sick motherfucker!

hahahaha.

maybe i should become a critic.

anyway. 1 last quibble about the AMAs.

Michael Jackson was amongst the nominees.

and that mofo won a lot of awards.

HE IS DEAD YOU CHEEBYES!

DEAD.

DIED.

UNDER THE GROUND.

PROBABLY IN HELL FOR MOLESTING BOYS.

what the fuck?!

if you want to honor him it's fine.

but DON'T FUCKING GIVE HIM AWARD NOMINATIONS.

The stupid sentimental fucks in america will vote obviously for him!

It's just STUPID.

And it disadvantages the very much ALIVE artistes nominated along with that faggot.

so FUCK YOU AMAs!

So tonight's the night we all roll along .

2009-11-25T23:45:00.003+08:00

so.

it was on 23/november/09, Monday

when we had CSS Seniors' Prom 2009

I was anticipating the prom just to wear my Calvin Klein Suit.
booyeahhhh.
It was about time i got to wear the stuff i splurged on.

Anyways.
so i went to meet kj, yat and azrin at ION first.
then we tried calling Chrysler cab like for so damn long.
but none of the fucking cabs were available.
WTF? We were at heart of the city
and there were no fucking Chryslers nor Mercedes Cabs. that's just stupid.
since we were kinda late
we just grabbed a random cab at the taxi stand.

okay.
the prom wasn't that grand.
there was horrible music
the band chose a real appropriate name.
Sincere Mishap.
spare me the irony.
i mean spare me my fucking ears!

the only thing memorable about the prom
was the photos taken and the mocking of various people.
hahahahahahaha.

ok time to spam some photos.

Kj, me, Yat and Azrin

Our table

The infamous trio.
actually to be honest.
only the ahlian in the middle is the infamous one.

the men in our table with the PROM QUEEN.
hahahaha.
we spam the voting sheet.
1 straight line of hafizah votes.

yeap. my classmates. Weixuan, Sinjoo and Pon.

Wala. look at that pretty girl. lady foxtrot. ahem. i mean Pearlyn Chang.

ok.

Prom night wouldn't really be the night to remember thou.

Post prom plans was...

catastrophic.

We wanted to go to some pub along Pasir Panjang.

Rotten luck i suppose.

every single pub was closed shut.

so like idiots,

kj, jane, keqing, and i.

went outside 7-11

bought some booze.

sat down at the bench there and...

just had some crappy conversation that turned out to be absolute jargon.

hahahaha.

it continued on until like 3+ am.

i rmb at one point

Jane started shouting at some cabby who was staring at her.

Over reacted? Maybe.

but i guess you can blame it on "heavy flow"

anyways.

cabbed home with jane and keqing.

reached home at 4am.

passed out at 4.30am.

welcome 24th november.

that's it.

prom update.

done.

ciao.

i came from somewhere.

2009-11-25T20:36:00.003+08:00

well.

I decided to dump my livejournal for blogger.

mainly because

1) I can't customize LJ HTML. it's feckin complicated.

2) I miss designing my own blogskin.

3) My uncle has been reading my LJ and has been getting me to filter my words.

hopefully, now his reign of terror will be over.

I appreciate my prerogative to freedom of speech/expression yoh!

anyway.

since I've subtracted the reprimanding factor,

my posts may get more dark/narcissistic/materialistic/annoying/douchebag-ish.

just so you know.

from my url, you should know

that i love cougars.

no,

not the cat -.-

the rich older women.